Dear Rose,

My Roza. You dumb hoe. You’re my Woman Crush Wednesday, not only ‘cause you’re beautiful on the outside — but ‘cause you’re beautiful on the inside. You’re a fighter & you give my the reality checks that I need when idw listen to anyone else. I don’t even know when or how we got close but, bittttccchhh, I love it. If you think showing affection is hard for you, then, girl, lemme tell you, it’s hard for me as well lol. But know that I love you a LOT & there’s nothing I wouldn’t do for you. Hell, I was willing to risk getting (you know what) with you! Anyways, I love talking to you everyday: be it through text, our snapchat videos, phone calls, or Tumblr. I love Tumblr for introducing us. Thanks for following me, you whore! ;) I can’t wait to see you & spend glorious time with you.

— Your Fries ♥

#Frose #Frose5Evah! #MyLove #DunnoWhatIdDoWithoutYou #Mkaays #TooManyFeels #LetsBrushOurTeethTogether #ItsAMetaphor :P

shadowhuntersunite

Dear Rose,

My Roza. You dumb hoe. You’re my Woman Crush Wednesday, not only ‘cause you’re beautiful on the outside — but ‘cause you’re beautiful on the inside. You’re a fighter & you give my the reality checks that I need when idw listen to anyone else. I don’t even know when or how we got close but, bittttccchhh, I love it. If you think showing affection is hard for you, then, girl, lemme tell you, it’s hard for me as well lol. But know that I love you a LOT & there’s nothing I wouldn’t do for you. Hell, I was willing to risk getting (you know what) with you! Anyways, I love talking to you everyday: be it through text, our snapchat videos, phone calls, or Tumblr. I love Tumblr for introducing us. Thanks for following me, you whore! ;) I can’t wait to see you & spend glorious time with you.

— Your Fries ♥

#Frose #Frose5Evah! #MyLove #DunnoWhatIdDoWithoutYou #Mkaays #TooManyFeels #LetsBrushOurTeethTogether #ItsAMetaphor :P

shadowhuntersunite

Sometimes.
Having 5 blogs in one account is dangerous lol.

I don’t want to.
I don’t want to.
I.
Don’t.
Want.
To.

But a part of me does.

bigass10thousandcats:

rnellark-everdeen:

I need to shave but I don’t want to but looking at my legs is bothering me but burning like five calories to get my electric razor doesn’t really seem worth it

dont
its a free country
say no to hairless legs

"One: Buy condoms. Buy them and keep them with you at all times, and use them before you are asked to use them. And use them every time. The peace of mind you allow your partner will free her to be vulnerable with you, and that, my son, is exactly what sex is about. Condoms are sexy. In fact, call buying condoms foreplay.
(Footnote: If you are too embarrassed to buy condoms, you are not ready to have sex.)

Two: Kissing is not merely foreplay. Spend entire evenings making out on the couch while fully clothed. Believe me, dry-humping rocks.

Three: Sex is not just about friction. It’s about emotion. Stop trying to find her clitoris and find her heart. Because then she’ll help you find her clitoris.

Four: If you really wanna know how to please a woman, ask her how she masturbates. Then do that. A lot. If she claims she doesn’t masturbate, offer to take her shopping for a vibrator so you can both learn the vocabulary of her body together.

Five: Don’t put anything in her butthole you wouldn’t want in your own.
(Footnote: Try a pinky finger, it’s kinda awesome.)

Six: When you go down on her—and you will go down on her, and if you are my son, you will be amazing at it—tell her how good she tastes. Stop in the middle and kiss her deeply so she knows how good she tastes. Do the same when she goes down on you.

Seven: A simple Google search will yield 1,327 euphemisms for male masturbation, yet only 23 for female masturbation. If guys spent less time jacking off and more time jilling off, this world would be a happier place.

Eight: Everything you need to know about the importance of the clitoris is in the movie Star Wars. You are Luke Skywalker piloting your penis-shaped X-Wing Fighter deep inside her trench. Remember: seventy percent of all Death Stars cannot be blown up through penetration of the trench alone. It must be through focused contact with that little exhaust port at the top of the trench. Otherwise, any explosions you experience will be merely Hollywood special effects.

Nine: Just because you come doesn’t mean she has, so don’t you dare come before her. Focus completely on your partner. Don’t worry about gettin’ yours, you’re a guy. You always get yours. Your job is to make sure she’s gettin’ hers.

Ten: If sex with your partner lasts no longer than this poem, you are not making love. You are masturbating with her body instead of your hand. Shame on you. Go back to step one. You’ve got a lot of learning to do.
Love, Dad."

Big Poppa E., “How To Make Love” (via minuty)

Amen to this

(via nosce-orbis)

MAKE ME CHOOSE

wolfy-moon asked: Roland or Henry?

So, basically, my brother & I dunno how to take pictures like normal people.

But, thass okay.

giggleswan:

Once Upon “A Family Show”

Fashion Wonderland: Zuhair Murad f/w 2012-2013

cersei-wine:

I had to I’m sorry

cersei-wine:

I had to I’m sorry

curelesscunt:

This is my only Easter-like photo so enjoy my face!

Excuse me? How the fuck are you so damn beautiful?

curelesscunt:

This is my only Easter-like photo so enjoy my face!

Excuse me? How the fuck are you so damn beautiful?


I could relate to that feeling, that all-encompassing, you’ll-die-for-this-person first love. It’s everything I felt in my first relationship, that total Romeo and Juliet story played out. I never had an opportunity to fall in love like that in a movie before.

I could relate to that feeling, that all-encompassing, you’ll-die-for-this-person first love. It’s everything I felt in my first relationship, that total Romeo and Juliet story played out. I never had an opportunity to fall in love like that in a movie before.

I will not become a page in someone else’s history book.

maseashford:

Books meme » Twenty series and books [5/20] || Penryn & the End of Days by Susan Ee

“Sometimes, as we’re stumbling along in the dark, we hit something good.” (x)